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@TEXASVETERAN: Me: I love you!
Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking?
Me: It's me...talking to the vodka.

Me: I love you!
Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking?
Me: It’s me…talking to the vodka.

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