@fro_vo: Me: i never know what to say
Friend: just say something nice
@millercycle: me: *tries to put in eyedrop*
eyelid: just to be safe, let’s assume the eye drops are actually acid
@buttcrunchy: "honey why is our water bill so high?"
*water bill sits there holding a bong*
hahahah duuuude i don't know man. DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?
@markleggett: Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money.
@TrueTorontoGirl: Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me.
Me: Yup, that's how digestion works.
@TeflonPawn: Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver.