@fro_vo: Me: i never know what to say
Friend: just say something nice
@FunRossGeller: WHO DID THIS?! 😂🙌🏼
@oakhillbargrill: Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?'
Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'
@iwearaonesie: 8: ow
me: what are you doing?
8: looking for my toy
me: why don't you turn your light on?
8: i can see in the dark
me: carry on
@Vodkantots: Me: I'm nauseous.
WebMD: Stop looking in the mirror.
@RobDenBleyker: Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses.