@fro_vo: Me: i never know what to say
Friend: just say something nice
@1evilidiot: I'm pretty sure these people at the next table are talking about how paranoid I am.
@HatfieldAnne: My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven’t caught me yet.
@DaddyJew: Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling?
Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you
@krustythe_klown: Sites that are selling my tweets for money.1. Twitter2. FavStar3. Funny Tweeter <3 you guys!
@trentistweeting: [feeding baby]
Here comes the plane!
*baby swallows food*
wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk