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@ericsshadow: ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles.

HER: What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles.

HER: What position do u play?

ME: I’m a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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