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@MatCro: ME: I want the car's brake lines to rust

SCIENTIST: I'm listening

ME: [slides over envelope full of cash] But make it look like an oxidant

ME: I want the car’s brake lines to rust

SCIENTIST: I’m listening

ME: [slides over envelope full of cash] But make it look like an oxidant

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