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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please."

Man: "That isn't how a food bank works, sir."

Me: “I’d like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please.”

Man: “That isn’t how a food bank works, sir.”

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