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@naughty_aditi: Me: I'm gonna lose weight.
Me: I'm gonna exercise every day.
Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it.
Me: Is that cake?

Me: I’m gonna lose weight. 
Me: I’m gonna exercise every day.  
Me: I’m gonna go on a diet and stick to it. 
Me: Is that cake?

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