@CauseWereGuys: Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro
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@FeverFlave: My dad is a legend at hide and seek. One time I needed mom's help to find him. He was hiding at a motel with a strange lady.
@mortimermaiden: Judge: The jury finds the defendant guilty. Me: Nooooooooo. Judge: Again, you're the plaintiff. Me: Haha. Oh yeah.
@ArfMeasures: ME: The kids have ruined their shoes WIFE: Again? [sighs] Just throw them out [Later] ME: Stop crying kids, your mum says you have to leave