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@ImaFlyontheWall: Me: I'm sorry Aquaman, but talking to fish just isn't a super power.
Aquaman: oh yeah? *squints* a dolphin scoots to my car and shits on it

Me: I’m sorry Aquaman, but talking to fish just isn’t a super power.
Aquaman: oh yeah? *squints* a dolphin scoots to my car and shits on it

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