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@AndrewChamings: ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."

BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup.

ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said “It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.”

BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup.

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