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@ValeeGrrl: Me: [in bathroom]

7yo: [knocks] MOMMY?

Me: Yeah pal

7: IT'S ME

Me: I know

7: YOUR SON

Me: Knew that too

Me: [in bathroom]

7yo: [knocks] MOMMY?

Me: Yeah pal

7: IT’S ME

Me: I know 

7: YOUR SON

Me: Knew that too

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