Funny Tweeter

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@WritePlay: ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT
TAYLOR SWIFT: Aw here are some band aids
ME: THOSE DON'T FIX BULLETHOLES
TS: *picks up guitar* ...brb
ME: I'M STILL DYING

ME: I’VE BEEN SHOT
TAYLOR SWIFT: Aw here are some band aids
ME: THOSE DON’T FIX BULLETHOLES
TS: *picks up guitar* …brb
ME: I’M STILL DYING

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