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@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: "Jesus, please make me a better person..."

Jesus: *deletes my account*

Me: "NOT LIKE THAT!"

Me: “Jesus, please make me a better person…”

Jesus: *deletes my account*

Me: “NOT LIKE THAT!”

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