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@PaperWash: me: just tell me I don't die in an Arby's bathroom stall

Death: [sadly looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived

me: just tell me I don’t die in an Arby’s bathroom stall 

Death: [sadly looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived

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