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@scorpicpanda: Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket*

Him: "Where's the food and why are you naked?"

Me: "Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."

Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket*

Him: “Where’s the food and why are you naked?”

Me: “Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic.”

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