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@sixfootcandy: Me: Mmm...I love your milky white skin.
Him: Ma'am are you registered for this class?
Me: Yes
Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down.

Me: Mmm…I love your milky white skin.
Him: Ma’am are you registered for this class?
Me: Yes
Him: Step away from the CPR doll and sit down.

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