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@shkeeber: Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich!
Judge: What?
M: I plead insanity.
J: You're a juror.
Me: Can I go?
J: No.
M: OBJECTION!

Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich!
Judge: What?
M: I plead insanity.
J: You’re a juror.
Me: Can I go?
J: No.
M: OBJECTION!

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