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@Book_Krazy: Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!!

Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream!

Me:...

Hub:...his dream, not mine

Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!!

Hub: I know! He’s got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream!

Me:…

Hub:…his dream, not mine

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