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@ch000ch: me: [raises hand]
my date: again, that's not necessary
@WilliamRodgers: "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..."
Aerosmith = Romantic
Me = Restraining Order
@JT_IV_: Keep your friend's toast, but keep your enemy's toaster.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "Son, do you know why we named you Easter Bunny?"
"Because you don't b-"
"BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU"
@thatUPSdude: Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting?
"hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"
@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times