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@HysteriaBarbie: Me: Shot through the heart
911: What is your location?
Me: And you're to blame
911: Pardon?
Me: You give love a bad name
911: I'm hanging up

Me: Shot through the heart
911: What is your location?
Me: And you’re to blame
911: Pardon?
Me: You give love a bad name
911: I’m hanging up

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