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@Contwixt: Me- "Sorry I can't"
Friend- "Why not?"
M- "Working on my book"
F- "Neato! What about?"
M- "It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"

Me- “Sorry I can’t”
Friend- “Why not?”
M- “Working on my book”
F- “Neato! What about?”
M- “It’s a collection of ways to escape obligations”

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