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@pizzajaynow: Me: "Sorry I'm late. Car trouble."

Him: "What kind of car trouble?"

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

Me: “Sorry I’m late. Car trouble.”

Him: “What kind of car trouble?”

Me: “It doesn’t go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start.”

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