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@amandajpanda: Me: The house is clean!
Kid: Hold my juice box!
@AnotherFunnyGuy: Her: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym.
Me: You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?
@PaulyPeligroso: Oh, a BEAR hug. *starts putting clothes back on*
@david8hughes: [cat shelter]
Me: so u don't test for it but u say none of them have it?
Owner: we've never come across a cat with martial arts training, no
@Rollmaninoz: *ship enters earth atmosphere*
Alien 1: Finally a signal *turns radio on*
*Ed Sheeran 'Shape Of You' plays*
Alien 2: SO sick of this guy OMG
@dshack8: Attention people with multiple people in your avi's:
Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat.
The rest of us