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@NYC_Blonde: Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread?
Waiter: So a sandwich?
Me: I'd prefer if we called it a salad

Me: The salad with chicken, cheese and can you put it between slices of bread?
Waiter: So a sandwich?
Me: I’d prefer if we called it a salad

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