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@iwearaonesie: me: time to apologize. did you eat the receipt?
8: yup
me: ok cause if mom finds out we bought these flowers at the grocery store we're dead

me: time to apologize. did you eat the receipt?
8: yup
me: ok cause if mom finds out we bought these flowers at the grocery store we’re dead

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