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@KalvinMacleod: ME: ur more likely to get hit by lightning than eaten by a shark
SHARK: [biting my torso] today's your lucky day
ME: *gets hit by lightning*

ME: ur more likely to get hit by lightning than eaten by a shark
SHARK: [biting my torso] today’s your lucky day
ME: *gets hit by lightning*

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