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@dave_cactus: ME: Well, time to make like a tree, and leaf.
HER: *giggling* So, my place or...
ME: *starts sprouting leaves from my fingers*
HER: WHAT THE

ME: Well, time to make like a tree, and leaf.
HER: *giggling* So, my place or…
ME: *starts sprouting leaves from my fingers*
HER: WHAT THE

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