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@fishbowel: Me: what do want for your birthday

Friend: just a gift card or some shit

Me, at the party: *with a gross smelling gift* I think you'll love it

Me: what do want for your birthday

Friend: just a gift card or some shit
 
Me, at the party: *with a gross smelling gift* I think you’ll love it

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