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@djdarrellripley: Me: What happened to all the bourbon?

Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken.

Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken.

Me: What happened to all the bourbon? 

Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken. 

Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken.

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