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@david8hughes: Me: what make of dog is that?
Her: breed
Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is

Me: what make of dog is that?
Her: breed
Me [hands on knees]: I am, I’m just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is

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