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@KalvinMacleod: ME: where's your brother?

OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape?

ME: *sprints to the basement*

ME: where’s your brother?

OLDEST CHILD: where’s another roll of duct tape?

ME: *sprints to the basement*

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