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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she?

Me: Her? I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants.

Her...

Me: Where’s your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she?

Me: Her? I’m shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. 

Her…

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