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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Which cup do you want?

2-year-old: That one!

Me: Let's pick a different one.

2-year-old: No!

*drinks milk from a shot glass*

Me: Which cup do you want?

2-year-old: That one!

Me: Let’s pick a different one.

2-year-old: No!

*drinks milk from a shot glass*

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