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@djdarrellripley: Me: Who could that be? It's 2:00 in the morning.

Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock?

Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Me: Who could that be?  It’s 2:00 in the morning. 

Her: I don’t know.  Do burglars knock? 

Me: It depends on how they were raised…

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