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@fro_vo: Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog?
Dog: i have a boyfriend
@Pro_Jones_: Farmer Dad: Having a good party son?
Farmer Son: No. The music sucks.
FD: Well then-
FD: Lettuce turnip the beet.
@AristotlesNZ: Me: You put the "cow" in "coworker"
Her: Excuse me??
Me: It's a joke format.
Her: I'm telling HR..
Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either.
@BillMc7: My neighbor is a micro biologist.
I've never seen him.
@JimmerThatisAll: Zen master: Do you possess the Buddha nature?
Me: Well, I've spent 49 days under a tree. But that was just laziness.
@Fred_Delicious: help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me