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@Iwriteforcats: Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme?
Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order.

Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? 
Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order.

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