@Papa_Mex: Me? Yes, of course I have feelings! Last Sunday, for example, I dropped a piece of bacon on the floor. I just stared and cried for 18 mins
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@_Bankrobber_: "Weltengesichtpfeifenschuldigung" is the German word for "accepting as a fact something you've just been told without bothering to check".
@BoogTweets: Robin: Well, I'm a terrible fighter. I get held hostage hella easy. I say "holy" literally about anything that happens Batman: You're hired