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@lloydrang: Me: You a good personal trainer?

Him: You bet your emotionally distant dad I am.

Me: [through tears] Wow, that's personal. You're hired.

Me: You a good personal trainer?

Him: You bet your emotionally distant dad I am. 

Me: [through tears] Wow, that’s personal. You’re hired.

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