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@CraigChamberlin: Me: "You didn't tell me that."

Them: "Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone."

Me (looks up): "I'm sorry, what?"

Me: “You didn’t tell me that.” Them: “Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone.” Me (looks up): “I’m sorry, what?”
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