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@chuuew: ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you?
SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me.

ME: You’re a silly sausage aren’t you?
SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that’s not what defines me.

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