@joss: Mean people tell me "you've got a face only a mother could love" but the joke's on them because she didn't
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@Yung40Ounce: *Gets pulled over by cop* "Papers?" "Scissors" *Cop removes glasses* "Rocks?" *Both start successful trap house*
@SheeeRatchet: Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch.
@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
@badbanana: No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast.