@clindsaysway: Meant to say, "Let me check my calendar and get back to you." What came out: "I'm available anytime"
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@NurseSeymour: FYI fellas: if u wake up with some chick and u can't remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They'll write her name on the cup for ya!
@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
@SarahFemme: The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.