@clindsaysway: Meant to say, "Let me check my calendar and get back to you." What came out: "I'm available anytime"
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@Sickayduh: Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head.
@ValeeGrrl: Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids.
@Curt__Burt: Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him
@QwertyJones3: Kid: Daddy can I give some of my candy to that duck? Me: No, ducks only eat things they find in nature, like bread.