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@Brampersandon_: [meeting a girl at the bar]
ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I'm brandon
GIRL: please let go of my hands

[meeting a girl at the bar]
ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I’m brandon
GIRL: please let go of my hands

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