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@BaileysIrishTom: Meeting my friend's new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?

Meeting my friend’s new kid is always awkward.  I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?

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