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@mdob11: [meeting the parents]
Do you have one in blonde?
@CulturedRuffian: I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close.
@StellaRtwot: Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe
@m00nrocks: When does CPR become necrophilia?
@Knob_ish: I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too!
*Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder*
*Folds arms, taps foot*
@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow