@Mikecanrant: melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog
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@_Ms_Moneypenny_: This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(
@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.
@david8hughes: [turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here
@ValeeGrrl: He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could "relax" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off.