@OhSweetCharity: Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly.
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@scottthetwat: Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day.
@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.