@OhSweetCharity: Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly.
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@Overxposd: My Executive Director said to me "Well aren't you an eager beaver" I was like "Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"
@dulcetry: This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit.