@ella__fraser: Men that know the difference between moist and wet, know the difference between failure and success
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@TheClingyGF: If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house.
@OBiiieeee: If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.
@thejamietighe: Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing.