@robdelaney: Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist.
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@GrantTanaka: wife: I don't think our marriage can survive the distance issue me: what distance issue, I'm always here or nearby wife: me: oh
@fouadelbatrawi: Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
@slimpickins_: The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later.