@jazmasta: I didn't realise you spelled your name with a "ph", Steve. My apologies, Pheven.
@Lexactly: [Ouija board]
Spirits are you there?
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*flips board*
@Jandalize: Stop calling it "sweater weather" and call it what it really is, "I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."
@nishadtrivedi: Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius.
@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.
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