@pdxjohnny99: The last time I danced in public people gave me money to find a cure.

@Book_Krazy: *Breaks glass to steal Mona Lisa* You crazy? Security will hear us Security: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? NOTHING Security: ALRIGHT

@Jcsbeatpage: My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR

@ReticentTurnip: Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz

@Chase_Observes: Don’t believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels.