@jazmasta: I didn't realise you spelled your name with a "ph", Steve. My apologies, Pheven.

@Lexactly: [Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board*

@Jandalize: Stop calling it "sweater weather" and call it what it really is, "I don't have to shave my legs for 6 months weather."

@nishadtrivedi: Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius.

@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.