@donni: Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst.
@Stexcy: Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
@MariyaAlexander: How to make her squirt: make sure she is a lime
@Not_DeeAnn: Me: Will you miss me?
Him: Only if you run in a zig-zag pattern
@iamspacegirl: *I open my McDonald's bag and a bunch of dirty pigeons fly out*
Narrator: The McPigeon, new from McDonald's
@crunchenhanced: Wishy-washy sounds like someone that's optimistically clean.