@donni: Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst.
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@FuckabillyRex: Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while.
@THEINBREDCAT: Her: Do you have any kids? Me: I have 2 step kids Her: None of your own? Me: no Her: How come? Me: facials Her: I'm sorry what? Me: What?
@tacos_y_cerveza: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20