@kumailn: Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy.
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@JRehling: Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably.
@Ristolable: Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing
@KenJennings: Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately.
@ThisOneSayz: Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, "I'll see you all at her next one." I know that now.