@kumailn: Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy.
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@LetMeStart: It's only fair that if the TSA should ban over 3oz of liquid carried on a person, they should also ban a person wearing over 3oz of cologne.
@BadAssB48546279: Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle.
@Swishergirl24: Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing.