@kumailn: Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy.
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@MsSugar_Kisses: "You should leave your wife..." The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning...
@PaperWash: *jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!
@pinupteacher: [Chaperoning field trip] ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids. AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid.